Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Royal Baby!

After just 5 months of marriage, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are expecting a royal baby to make his or her debut next Spring.

When our correspondent asked people outside of Buckingham Palace about the news, their reactions were mixed. Some were excited, some were decidedly unenthusiastic, and some had more specific thoughts.

“I mean, one can assume some funny business happened before the wedding night.”

When asked for advice for the royal couple, one man kept it simple.

“Don’t have anymore.”

But what about names? If Harry and Meghan are watching, they might want to consider some of the suggestions we gathered. How about Leon, Roberto, or Simon?

Fortunately, we have until Spring to come up with more suggestions.